Welcome campers to Sammy’s Irish Pub where you can get a good stout, pilsner or ale, a cup of fine tea (watch the Guatemalan Insanity Tea) or a freshly pulled shot of espresso. Our pub smells of sandalwood, incense and old mahogany. So, slide on up to the bar and I’ll have the cure for what ails ya.
First a little pub news. As you all know Bongo the Bioengineered Baboon went on a rampage last week stealing cars and running from the police. He was arrested but I explained to the judge that he was an animal who did not know what he was doing. I almost had him off the hook when he pulled down his trousers and mooned the judge. Well, he is under house arrest and is wearing one of those Lindsay Lohan ankle bracelets. I intend to appeal his case to the Supreme Court and use it as a precedent for rights for sentient non human beings.
@knightsatwar and @nisargam are hotly engaged in a game of speed chess while @psychonauticlover watches wistfully lost in thought. @ovalsilver and @tzillah are sipping tea by the fireplace. @0bi-wan-kanobr0 and @thecrossroads are pouring over maps planning their next adventure. @soulproprietorship is here with a frosty mug and a huge smile. @thesatyrsglade is reading an art history book and absentmindedly feeding Rocky the Earthbound Squirrel popcorn.
All and all a good turn out for a Wednesday night.